Laura Lee Winslow: Well that really bugs me. Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! I just wanted to make things better but I ended up making them worse! Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. But our little town only had ONE library, and it was for whites only. Didn't you? Harriette Winslow: Carl, those are my personal and private thoughts. 1. Steve Urkel: Sh-she touched me, Carl! It's to another restaurant. Carl: 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3 What the heck is bothering me? I will not give you a lock of my hair. Cassie Lynn: But, it's a lie! Steve Urkel: I've got an Uncle Dirk Urkel who was blessed with a two-foot long nose hair. Steve Urkel: You know what, Laura? I'm going home! Carl: Rough. Oh, yes it is! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. Laura: Maybe not, there has to be some guy who doesn't have a date. Jaleel White had a very busy handful of years in the '90s. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Harriette, stupid means good. Ms. Steuben: I know, Steven. You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off. [stares at the racist cop] Black. [removes Carl's napkin from his shirt and tosses it on the coffee table]. Lt.Murtaugh: Do you know that woman Winslow? Suppose I made it happen. This isn't my grandmother. Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I mean every word, sweetheart. Eddie Winslow, front and center! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well why aren't you? Dont you know when you make a mistake, you fess up to it. Rachel Crawford: It's almost impossible to find a job these days. Laura Lee Winslow: Hey, my locker's open! But I recognized him right away. Laura: Well you're stubborn, irritating, loud, obnoxious, pushy, clumsy Steve Urkel: Hi everybody! If there was one thing I thought the show could have brushed up on, it would be the premise of the episodes. Eddie: If I don't pull at least a C on my midterm exam, I'm gonna flunk Algebra. Mondo do du chok! Family Matters is a comedy that has many serious episodes, something many sitcoms delve into from time to time, but "Good Cop, Bad Cop" is possibly their best offering of drama. His parents were very upset. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Bright side? So one day I decided to do something about it. Cassie Lynn: Look, Becky Sue. And, I just wanted to wish you good luck. Rodney Beckett: YOU thought you were smart? Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks. Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker! Carl Otis Winslow: [Has just gotten wind of Eddie's flyer party] Edward! Carl Otis Winslow: All right. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Rachel Crawfish? Ouchith! Judy: Were all of Dad's friends named Darnelle? When's it going to end? Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. Then instead of admitting it, you let us spread a log in Lake Michigan. Would you reward me with a kiss? Rachel Crawford: The balcony scene is next. Carl: What are you talking about? Steve Urkel: I can't! Can you help me out? I just wish it would all go away, Daddy. Harriette Winslow: Laura, did somebody do something to you? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, so is Urkelbot! I don't *ever* want to work for you again. When I was born when the doctor slapped me, I SHOT him! So they picked up all out stuff and moved us again. this is when Urkel was the funniest, when he was youngest, seasons 1 & 2. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's your aunt's name, who'd want to kill her, and who do you like in the World Series? Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. Laura: Doth thou love me? Steve Urkel: [Climbs over the balcony and falls] Oh! Waldo: [pause] Wow! Well it's not cool. Cool. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, what are you waiting for? "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him. I'm in college. With Squeeze I'm not safe nowhere. [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]. Steve Urkel: [to Carl] They actually give this guy bullets? Steve Urkel: [Rushed] That's all. Carl = Son, you have disobeyed me for a woman? Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. Grab a blanket and go sleep in the bathtub. It's not fair. You're my friend. [Turns and squirts filling on Carl's shirt]. I know how you feel about Laura. Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. no. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Harriette: Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura this elixir will improve my coordination, my posture, my vocal intonation, and I might even sprout a chest hair or two. They help move along our sentences. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I'll bet that's what the bug was thinking, too! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: The Snooze Juice. [Harriette laughs as Laura leaves the living room to help Mother Winslow get ready]. When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. Steve Urkel: Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. How about the next round we switch colors? Would you rather be buried or cremated? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [Stands up] Dad, I'm not implying. Carl Otis Winslow: [Laura comes home distraught] Laura, what happened? It meant a lot to me. Laura: Let's eat everything and see if he can take a joke! Don't nothing, never mind me, Carl. No more chimes. [Handing out] Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu. Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. Laura Lee Winslow: Grandma, you're not old. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh honey, I hope they don't cheer too hard. No. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain dispicable. Steve Urkel: Really? Lt. Murtaugh: No, because I brought him back. Steve Urkel on CBS? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Where are we going, Willie? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them. Get me a cherry slurpy! Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Waldo: I can't talk to girls. [steps on the gas]. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, cool. Would you reward me with a kiss? Sheldon is rude, vain, obnoxious, and one-dimensional. Carl: I'll tell you what's sad Harriette, I've watched two full hours of the "Bridges Of Madison County" and Clint didn't blow up one bridge! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't ground you for the rest of your life. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]. From 1989 to 1998 (via IMDb ), White . No. I just got a job! The Urkel mock will think bigger in potential screw-ups for teams that have valued assets poorly in the past than for teams that have made few mistakes. Will you marry me? Steve Urkel: Well, what if you trip or something? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to Carl] Worse. I promised grandma I'd help her get ready. Rachel Crawford: Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30? Willie Fuffner: [Grabs Steves gloves] Urkel, you are dead meat! And you taught Cassie Lynn Nubbles, the posterchild for useless people, how to do things for herself. Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [He walks towards Eddie and pulls out a folded flyer he took out of his pant pocket. Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out? It's late. Your grandma is gonna fight for your right to party. So I walked in the library, sugar, I couldn't believe my eyes, there were THOUSANDS of books just sitting there waiting to be read. Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Steven Quincy Urkel: But I'm going the recommended cruising speed for this vehicle Any more could be risky. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. Urkelbot: [sneaks up behind the robber and surprises him] Freeze! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: L means lousy. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Laura] Sugar, I realize you're having a hard time, but you've got to stand up for whatever you believe in, or things will never change. Laura: Steve, you're supposed to cook those! Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again. My daughter's been hurt and I can't do a thing about it. And it will also think of a range of mistakes, not just the standard fare of stats guys everywhere: the disastrous trade up. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [not knowing Steve and Laura saw each other naked] All right, chicken. and-so-the-balance-shifts-blog. Harriette Winslow: Honey, that's not true. The next minute rump roast! Carl Otis Winslow: 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. [just got lemon tart filling thrown at him]. And, my God, look what you've done to Waldo. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? Laura: Look, I owe you an apology. Steve Urkel: Well, it starts out with a little cough. It was my nickname in preschool! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Chuck is twice the man Raoul is. Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. That's Lt. Murtaugh. Carl Otis Winslow: Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can? Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them! I'm being born! Well, why didn't you tell me? Judy Winslow: Brussels sprouts make me wanna puke. I've decided to retire from the theatre arts department. How much will that cost me? You're taking me out for dinner at Chez Josephine's. Refresh my memory. Steve Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? You gotta fix that machineeeee. Due to the Urkel character's off-putting characteristics and the way he would stir up events and underscore the plot or even move . You should've seen the look on his face when he saw five officers surrounded my car and said Surprise! We're getting dirty looks from old people! Laura: Yeah. Then he unfolds it] Well Tell me again. This is fantastic! Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea. Harriette: Don't even think like that. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class. You have the right to remain silent. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's that? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [shocked] And he brought hooters! Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? We'll go camping together some other time. Harriette: Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk. Steve Urkel: Could. [Willie grabs Waldo and takes him with the cops who arrested them], [Steve has humiliated Willie at the party that he grabs a small glass of Vodka and pours it into Urkel's cup]. Steven Quincy Urkel: Don't interrupt me! Jaleel White, the actor best known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom Family Matters, has launched his own cannabis brand - on the day enthusiasts around the globe enjoy a toke. Rachel Crawford: [to Harriette] He's not gonna make him quack. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. Bye! Steve Urkel: Don't feel bad. Why, a few sessions on the Muscle Master and you'll be drooling over my deltoids. Steve Urkel: Whoa. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: I demand satisfaction. Eddie: Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me Eddie. I won't be able to take you to the prom. I'm finished with this witness, your honor! THIS? Steve Urkel: No, it's not okay! *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! Stefan Urkelle: Oh no, I didn't shut off the machine on time. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, no thanks, I went before I left. Harriette Winslow: These flowers are not fresh. I can teach you how to cook. Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you? Every time I ask her about it, she just cries and takes another Rolaid. I was on the bus on the way to day camp when all of a sudden my eyes started to water and I started coughing up all this green stuff. Originally slated to be a one-time-only character on the show, he broke out to be its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist. Waldo: I said he Hey, you can't trick me! And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. Laura: No! Like a moth to a flame. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wrong, cummerbund breath. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [driving off] Would you relax, Steve? Have you taken leave of your senses? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes. Steve Urkel. You mother once tried bean bags. I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. So, what's cookin', good lookin'? Maybe a better word is Loud. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Waldo come to the Witness Stand. I didn't expect you to be in there and I feel like such a worm. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! Lady in Strip Club: Shut up and shake your booty! then removes his hand]. It's a beautiful language. But honey, let's put a positive spin on it. Harriette Winslow: She's still pretty upset, she wouldn't even touch her dinner. You understand? Steve Urkel: [ice pack on his head from a hangover, Carl just told him a story from his drinking days] Eh he he, ow, eh he he ow, [snorts] WHOOAAOOH! Curtis: I know you're disappointed. Stefan Urkelle: Well, it could be a few days, or weeks, or [Steve voice] any minute now! [kisses Laura] Love you. This is my grandmother's wedding and $1500. Steve Urkel: Well, I didn't have one. I wanna read it to my mom. Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, that kid is bad news. He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. Willie Fuffner: Because, he humiliated me! So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Laura Lee Winslow: Sure. This means you guys have to go together. Robbins: Hey everyone, Laura Winslow's date is Steve Urkel. Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . You see, I use verbs. Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. Carl Otis Winslow: Well Harriette, what are those people teaching down at that school? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh, no buts! It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any paper work. I never got an 'A' before. I'm wearin' you down baby, I'm wearin' you DOWWWWNN! Carl's first word was Donut. Laura: Is it my imagination or is your voice lower? Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class. Allison: Well then you better find some new friends, or you better plan to join a different sororiety. Web. Eddie: [chuckling] I know this one! Laura Lee Winslow: No! Quotes.net. Carl Otis Winslow: Come on, Harriette! He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. An illustration of a horizontal line over an up pointing arrow. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Steve Urkel: Oh, well, no problem-o. I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. Laura: Steve, I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd tutor Todd. Steve Urkel: Edward this stuff's been hawked. Eddie: I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. "Will you marry me for just one night?" 7. You need to get out more. Laura Lee Winslow: No it wasn't. Some of our pickup lines are real-life applicable. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Raoul is the new produce manager. White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I just feel so helpless! Carl, Eddie: [after Carl gets shocked from the electrical current] STEVE! Laura: Curtis, I got my hair done, my nails. Baby Girl: You couldn't push me out of this park if you wanted to! See more ideas about steve urkel, humor, urkel. [Notices no one is there anymore] Well, I thought it was a good story. Chico! Laura: Steve, did you eat that moldy cheese? Eddie: Oh no, I forgot all about the car show. Willie Fuffner: [sigh] That's different. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wait Wait. Join. Laura: Sure. [laughs]. Carl Otis Winslow: I told him I was taking him over to see you. Steve Urkel: Don't we remind you of The Temptations? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I'm missing the parade. You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends. No. Harriette Winslow: [gives him a tray of drinks] Here, take these with you. Laura Lee Winslow: He didn't need to. Steve Urkel: What? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. Carl Otis Winslow: I recognized him right away. Steve Urkel: All right, Laura, we'll randeavou at the Isetta. And if you call me names, do I not eat? The wind has chapped my lips. Laura: So do you Max, guess what, Steve rented us a limo. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes! I met Raoul. Cop: It's also against the law. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh they love the new me. I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Laura Lee Winslow: First you better sprout a chest. "Some people are ignorant, they're afraid, they hate anybody and anything that's different. Harriette Winslow: Carl, I'm up in Laura's room and she looks at me, and she asks 'Why, Mom? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Yup. Steve Urkel: No, I AM a serious little nerd. Steve Urkel: Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow oh [guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof]. [Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his Swiss Melody Chimes and Carl is furiously awaken by it. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! Well, that's gonna stop right now! It's fascinating. Curtis: I don't know how to tell you this, but I have to tell you straight out. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Weasel, you are the last person who should be giving me advice about girls. Steve Urkel: We met once. Steve Urkel: Oh, pasha, you're making me blush again. Rachel Crawford: It's okay, Steve. Oh, good. Carl Otis Winslow: [after picking up Eddie who was arrested for gambling] Edward, stop looking around for Steve, he's at his own home having this same conversation with his parents. Harriette Winslow: Carl, you snuck into my card box and gave me a card that I already have. But, I'd be willing to pay you. Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today. Myrtle Urkel: Oh, just two weeks. This is amazing! [He leaves the house]. Would you like that? Can you carry me home? Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. Waldo Faldo: Be careful he has another one. Am is a verb, verbs are our friends. And him. Carl Otis Winslow: Might have. Ms. Steuben: Steve, it's not a good sign when you have to give your bread a pep talk. Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? "No mo giet itsu mana! I want to know why my instructions were not followed. I can't afford a B on my permanent record. You have the right to have an attorney present. Steve Urkel: All right! Steve Urkel: Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds fifteen seconds sixteen seconds. The people that did this to us are teaching the same GARBAGE to their kids. Steve Urkel: Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! Carl Otis Winslow: You look horrible. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. Laura Lee Winslow: Nope, this is Black History Month. Steve Urkel: [thinking he's playing hide and seek with Laura, Eddie, & Judy and a shower starts running] That shower running doesn't fool me Laura! Carl Otis Winslow: [after being frightened by Pablo, the stick bug] Did you see the size of that thing? Laura Lee Winslow: How fast are we going now? Carl: There is a guy on our couch who says I remember him, but I don't remember him. Nick Neidermeyer: Do I have to remind you who you're talking to? [the photographer takes a snap shot of Eddie nerously laughing as Carl drives him away]. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. I can't! Carl Otis Winslow: What did she have to say? [opens fire at Urkelbot who catches all the rounds in his hand], Urkelbot: [Urkelbot walks up to the robber and drops the bullets on the floor before lifting the robber off the floor with one hand], Urkelbot: [Terminator Impression] Hasta la vista, baby! Steve Urkel: King me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: State your name. Steven Quincy Urkel: [Grabs a blanket and a pillow and heads to the bathroom only to rush back out seconds later] No! Harriette: I don't know. Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, who are all these kids? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Good answer! College Problems Student Problems Harriette Winslow: What's the matter, not feeling well? White . Having aired 215 episodes, Family Matters is ranked third, behind only Tyler Perry's House of Payne (254), and The Jeffersons (253). The notion was apparently incongruous enough to ABC, the longtime home of the hit comedy ''Family Matters,'' which features the geeky Urkel character, that its executives . How much do I owe you for parking? First of all, this is not a real date. Steve Urkel: What? Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah. Carl Otis Winslow: Don't get cute with me Harriet. Steve Urkel: Mmm, steak. This has never happened before. [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. [Calls Laura's Cell and gets OGD instead]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Get lost, Laura! Instead of cool, it was set on Nerd. But I like myself, and that makes me cool. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh. Why would somebody do this to me?' Steve Urkel: I've taken a vow of chastity. Laura: Not when the bomb is in the basement with you! Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow, when you when you Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Bite the big one? Curtis Williams: I'm Curtis Williams. Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. Myra Monkhouse: Eddie, Waldo? You showed me a picture of your dog. Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take one? In fact, I'm grounded. But you'll never play in this game again. He's a lawyer! I wanna show you something. Steve Urkel: Don't panic, my love! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Uh, uh isn't this the Zorro audition? Eddie has lied . Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. Now hit the sack. Laura: [Long pause] Your looks. I'm sorry, call you next week? [Notices Maxine & Laura left the living room] Well, I thought it was a good story. Can you imagine that? Come here. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. But, you're a teacher, Ms. Steuben, and a daaarrn good one. Laura: Don't argue. Your dad's runnin' late. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Can it be a 976 number? Steve Urkel: [Talking to Eddie and his girlfriend] You heard her, you're all witnesses. [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. And OOHHH, and him! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Yes, those were very confusing times. Laura: For the last time, Steve. Did you know an African American helped design the blueprint for Washington, D.C.? You don't sleep, you don't have nightmares. A mouse to cheese! An illustration of a person's head and chest. [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. What are you? Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. What bright side, Weasel? Steve Urkel: No, well, actually it's my Uncle Ernie's hearse. When's the last time you slept? The Nineties. [Eddie, Clarence and Steve are arrested by the police for theft.]. Laura: Yeah, every time I used the bug spray. Sign up | Log in An . Waldo: I'm sorry, Steve. Laura: Wait a second. The valet gave me a tip. Forget it, Steve. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wow. Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. And I hear myself telling her the same things my mother told me.
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